Friday, November 29, 2013

Delivery Man



An extreme under-achiever, David Wozniak (Vince Vaughn) is a truck driver in his father's meat business. 20 years ago, he was a sperm donor under the codename "Starbuck" and through a mistake at the clinic, fathered 533 children. 142 of them have filed a suit to find out who their father is. Now he must decide whether or not to come forward while trying to convince his girlfriend that he would make a good father to their unborn child.


Cast


Vince Vaughn as David Wozniak
Chris Pratt as Brett
Cobie Smulders as Emma
Andrzej Blumenfeld as Mikolaj Wozniak
Simon Delaney as Victor


Who will like this:

Watching the trailers for this movie, you may think to be a light-hearted comedy. If that is what you are looking for, you may be disappointed. Although there are comedic moments, it seems to be more of a pull-at-your-heart-strings feel good movie. It could probably fall under the category of "chick flick". It is a remake of a Canadian movie called "Starbuck". If you liked "The Five Year Engagement", you will probably like "Delivery Man".

Phantom Thoughts

Although they DO speak English in Canada, the translation gets lost between the Canadian "Starbuck" and this remake. This is a departure for Vince Vaughn's normal comedy movies, but not a successful one. With such talent as Vaughn, Cobie Smulders as his pregnant girlfriend and Chris Pratt as his friend/lawyer, "Delivery Man" fails to deliver the comedy it boasts in it's trailers.

I think the problem is that it doesn't know what it wants to be. Is it a comedy? A drama? A look at the pros and cons of being a parent? No. It falls short on all these things. In the beginning of this mess, we see Vince Vaughn's character as a total and complete screw up. I mean, over the top so. I'm not a proponent of suicide, but if I was David Wozniak, I would consider putting myself out of my misery permanently. He has more problems than Bill Murray's John Winger in "Stripes".

It's been a while since the Phantom has been to the movies unfortunately. And after seeing this....I wish I had stayed home and cleaned my bathroom.

Until next time, see you in the center seat.