Friday, June 17, 2016

Alice in Wonderland: Through the Looking Glass



Years after the original Alice in Wonderland, Alice is now the captain of her Father's ship "The Wonder". But when the ship, her Mother's home and basically her whole life is on the verge of being taken away, she finds herself returning to Underland through a mirror. She arrives to find the Hatter's health deteriorating. He believes his family is alive after they are presumed killed by the Jabberwocky. It's up to Alice to travel through time to find them....but Time is against her.

Cast

  • Johnny Depp as Tarrant Hightopp, the Mad Hatter
  • Mia Wasikowska as Alice Kingsleigh
  • Helena Bonham Carter as Iracebeth of Crims, the Red Queen
  • Anne Hathaway as Mirana of Marmoreal, the White Queen
  • Sacha Baron Cohen as Time
  • Rhys Ifans as Zanik Hightopp, the Mad Hatter's father
  • Matt Lucas as Tweedledum and Tweedledee
  • Alan Rickman as Absolem, the Caterpillar
  • Stephen Fry as the Cheshire Cat
  • Michael Sheen as Nivens McTwisp, the White Rabbit
  • Timothy Spall as Bayard, the Bloodhound

  • Who will like this movie

    With it's bright colors and wondrous effects and action, young viewers will certainly be entertained. Not too young, however because of it's sometimes dark themes. Fans of the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaborations may be disappointed by this, their 9th work together.

    Phantom Thoughts

    This review didn't exist when the original "Alice in Wonderland" came out in 2010. That's right....it's been 6 years since the last movie. That's kinda significant. But more on that later. And although I am quite the fan of The Depp, I was not really too impressed with that adaptation of the Lewis Carroll classic.

    Needless to say, I wasn't overly excited to see the "sequel" this past week. And I put sequel in quotes because Alice in Wonderland was already a mix of the two books: Alice Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. So when they wrote this one, they had to come up with a brand new story to tell with no reference to pull from. Add that to the fact that Tim Burton only produced this one, as opposed to directing it like he did the first, and it spells out failure from the start. Still, I've been pleasantly surprised before, so I gave it a shot. Seems my first thoughts were the correct ones unfortunately.

    The story centers around the search for the Mad Hatter's family and looking for them through time. Time is personified as a new character and brought to life by Sacha Baron Cohen. Poor Johnny Depp has almost no lines that doesn't include the word "Family" in it....and it gets annoying really quickly. So rather than suffer through it, I suggest changing it into a drinking game.....everytime the Mad Hatter says "Family" while watching this movie, take a drink. You'll be hammered in 20 minutes and won't care that you're basically watching a colorful passage of two hours of your life.

     
     
     
    The Mad Hatter is not as "mad" as he was before.....and Cohen is not as whimsical as most of his characters are. But there is one interesting twist on his portrayal of Time....see, he is first presented as most older people see him... a villain. But as the movie moves forward, you come to realize that Time is not bad or good. It just is.
     
    One other small perk that the nerd in me found....the slight Doctor Who theme that rose for just a moment as Alice and the Hatter are racing through the time vortex.
    Well played, Sir....well played.
     
    I mentioned that they had to write a new story for this one, but they still needed some connection to the first. So references were written in to accomplish just that. Here's the problem...I told you it has been 6 years from that one, so for me at least, the references were lost. Except one. We do see the ironic fate of the Knave of Hearts who was played by Crispen Glover's disembodied head. For half of Alice in Wonderland, I couldn't put my finger on what was wrong with that character. Then I realized that his WHOLE BODY except for his head was CGI. I figure it was to make him look more comical and dream-like....but I just found it unnecessary. Oh....and the irony I referenced? The Knave of Hearts dead body is seen sitting in a chair at one point....and then his skull rolls off his body. Haha!
     
    The thing that disappoints me most is that THIS was the final movie of the great Alan Rickman, the voice of Absolem, the Caterpillar (the Butterfly in this version). He deserved such a better send off than this. Maybe I'll go watch his other winged role....Metatron, the Angel in Kevin Smith's Dogma. It would be a much better use of my...Time.  
     
    Until next Time, see you in the center seat.


    Thursday, June 9, 2016

    X-Men Apocalypse


    One of the most powerful mutants to ever have lived is trapped for thousands of years, only to awaken in the year 1983. After he does, Apocalypse looks upon the world and is angered by how the weak have taken over the planet and worship "false Gods".  Having lived with immeasurable power for so long, he and his followers viewed him as a God and he intends to take back that title. Apocalypse recruits 4 powerful mutants to help in his quest. World domination is not in the cards with the X-Men, so the young students of Professor Xavier's School for the Gifted led by Hank McCoy, Moira Mac Taggert and Mystique take up the battle for the Earth.

    Cast
    • James McAvoy as Professor Charles Xavier
    • Michael Fassbender as Erik Lehnsherr / Magneto
    • Jennifer Lawrence as Raven / Mystique
    • Oscar Isaac as En Sabah Nur / Apocalypse
    • Nicholas Hoult as Hank McCoy / Beast
    • Rose Byrne as Moira MacTaggert
    • Tye Sheridan as Scott Summers / Cyclops
    • Sophie Turner as Jean Grey
    • Alexandra Shipp as Ororo Munroe / Storm
    • Olivia Munn as Psylocke
    • Lucas Till as Alex Summers / Havok
    • Evan Peters as Peter Maximoff / Quicksilver
    • Kodi Smit-McPhee as Kurt Wagner / Nightcrawler
    • Josh Helman as Colonel William Stryker
    • Ben Hardy as Angel
    • Lana Condor as Jubilee
    Who will like this Movie

      This is certainly not the "Hey, let's go see a movie" type of choice to make this Summer. If you haven't been following along with the prior X-men movies, you may be a little lost. Comic book fans will enjoy seeing this storyline unfold on the big screen. I also think if you were a fan of "Stargate" (the movie....not the TV show) you will find parallels that are interesting.

    Phantom Thoughts

    I have one word to describe this movie...............blue.

    Holy Shit! I think they pulled out every blue character in the Marvel universe for this one! Mystique, Beast, Apocalypse, Nightcrawler.....even Professor X donned his famous blue suit at the end of the film! The only one they passed on (and I have no idea why....at this point, why not?) was Angel. With his metal wings, he was more similar to "Archangel" who had blue skin in the comics. They DID give him a blue light when he got those new wings. Maybe as a nod to the character.

    OK. Let's put that aside for a moment. Something else that has made it's way around the internet is how similar Apocalypse looked to Ivan Ooze in the old TMNT movie. I, on the other hand, couldn't help but notice a similarity to a DIFFERENT Marvel villain in a more recent past:

     
     
    Ronin from Guardians of the Galaxy was also Hell bent on becoming God-like with power, wanted vengeance on a World that he felt superior to....oh yeah.....he was also blue.
     
    This was also the second Marvel movie to reference Star Wars in as many months. But this reference wasn't as appreciated by the Phantom as the one first brought up by Spidey in "Captain America: Civil War".  Here we find some young X-men exiting the movie "Return of the Jedi", where a comment is made that "....the third one is always the worst." In as much as this is a shot at the Holy Trilogy for Star Wars fans, it was actually meant as a reference to "X-Men Last Stand" which was criticized by many of it's fans. But someone should have reminded these youngsters that "Apocalypse" is the third movie for THESE X-men as well.
     
    It has to be noted as well, that I have seen ALL the X-men movies (including the Wolverine stand alones and Deadpool) and I have to say that even I got a bit confused on the sequence of events. Between jumping around in time and the new timelines in "Days of Future Past", I don't know what I'm watching anymore. I think Deadpool said it best:
     
     
    But was it a total disaster? No. Of course not. I'll tell you what saved it: Quicksilver. Played marvelously by Evan Peters, the scene in which (SPOILERS) Quicksilver saves almost everyone in Charles Xavier's Mansion as it is blowing up was brilliant. And seeing as that whole thing took 4 months to film, using 3-D Phantom cameras (not named after yours truly, but I'll take credit) traveling at near 90 mph, while shooting at 3100 frames per second, the effort paid off immensely.
     
    A few good parts in this one was just out weighed by the bad and confusing. It makes me happy that this arc is over. I just hope they don't try and drag it out by making more. I'm kinda done with the X-men.
     
    Until next time, see you in the center seat.